A Nigerian guy simply identified as Akan, has taken to twitter to narrate what happened to him after he unintentionally slept off at his girlfriend’s hostel.
He wrote; “Back then in the university, I went to visit someone in the female hostel and we both slept off. I woke up by 9:32pm and guys were not allowed in the hostel after 9pm.The girl went outside and told me girls were already naked that if I come out I’m finished.
She suggested I wore her clothes and pretend to be a lady and cover my face with a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel but I was scared cause I was gonna see so many girls naked before getting to the gate. Her roommates were already on their way back, so I was confused.
I asked her how understanding her roommates could be and she said one of them was a campus fellowship mama that she was gonna report if she knew.
She said she would go outside and tell them that snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go call security.
I told her to bring her wig and a wrapper, she brought it and I wore it and covered myself with the wrapper and asked her to tell her roommates when they return that I was her friend and was sick and I can’t go back to my hostel, so slept on the bed and turned my face to the wall.
She slept on the bed with me. Her roommates came in and started gisting and asked who I was, she told them what I told her earlier. One of them came close and touched my neck and was like her body is not really hot though, she said I just took drugs.
Next thing I heard was can I pray for her? That was the fellowship mama talking. She said I should just turn my face and have faith that it’s gonna be well.
But this girl Vanessa was very smart. She told her I was a Jehovah’s witness member that I won’t like it. I was so scared.
They went out to have their baths and she tapped me and said babe I’m scared, what do we do? I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6pm the next day when boys are allowed in so I can leave.
We agreed and slept off but I didn’t know when I started snoring, she tapped me and whispered – you are snoring like a man. My dears I could not sleep again. I stayed up till the next morning.
I almost urinated in my Jean trousers the following morning. I had to hold the pee that I almost lost my bladder. Anyway she brought a bucket when the roommates had left.
The girls left for lectures the next day. Both of us were in the room laughing and scared at the same time scared.
Around 4pm, she opened the door cause we had locked it. I climbed the bed again and she joined me. One of then came back and said – your friend is still sick? she answered ‘yes’.
The girl said we should go to the school clinic that someone’s child should not die here ooo. She went out and had her bath.
The fellowship mama came back and didn’t say a word. Now it was 6pm, the chance I had to leave the hostel freely as a guy but the roommates were still inside.
When it was 7pm, she sent me a text and said she was gonna ask her roommates to join her that she was gonna buy food for them, that once I hear them leave, I should wait for 7 minutes and leave the room immediately.
So she asked them to join her go eat, but the mama said she was OK and didn’t want to eat. I felt like dying. The other girls left.
The next thing I felt was a touch, that was the mama and she said ‘Mr Man you can leave our hostel now, don’t think I’m stupid. I saw your shoe under the bed and I heard when you were snoring and all. Its either you come down now and leave or I call the security for you.
Brothers and sisters I came down, thanked her very well and she invited me to their fellowship. That was how I started playing drums for Nifes in school.
It didn’t look funny and easy compared to how I’m typing. I know what I went through, didn’t have my bath for a full day, could not sleep peacefully and I was still caught. It’s not a sweet story tho but I thank God nothing happened.
This is not funny at all, I almost died that day cos I would have been expelled from school. You guys should be thanking God for me not laugh.”